my kingdom of boredom

my yesterdays car ride to the “town” was well.. very much like the scene in Harold and Kumar when they get a ride from that boil faced man lol, he even had a truck like that lol, but the main road is finally pure so i get to skate back and i’m planning to go back tomorrow.. finally there’s something to do! and i got my cig’s. <3

Morning started well.. i was enjoying my coffee in the middle of the kitchen, then suddenly gram runs into me with her coffee and bun, i get all the hot coffee on me and i’m about to start yelling all these insults when i remember that its was my grandma who run into me, not some random dude in the cafeteria, so i’m like about to say “its okay, don’t worry about it” when she starts to curse and whine that her bun and beautiful carpet are ruined, and i’m like “it wasn’t my fault lol” and right after.. i knew i shouldn’t said that, the moment when she turns to look at me was like a slow scene from a movie and then with the killer face she asks “..then who’s fault was it?” and i’m thinking like “crawl Rei crawl before she kills you” then i start picking up pieces of the coffee mug and say something like “i mean.. i’m sorry i dunno what i was doing there standing in the way, i’ll clean up this mess..”

and i mean IT WAS SO NOT MY FAULT, that kitchen is big enough for 3 elephants! so you’d have to walk 4 meters with closed eyes before you run into me in the middle lol, i’m not a morning person and i’m so not a cleaning person and i didn’t even get to finish my coffeeeeeee……….. 

but i have good new as well! their neighbor is going to the store today and hes taking me with him if i walk back from their house..

LEAVING NOW BYE ME~

tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

dunno if its the earliest, but i remember playing the horror movie ”i know what you did last summer” with friends when i was a kid lol

                  yes.. so i was on my daily morning cigarette and coffee                           and realized theres 13 cigarettes left.. and that i’m an idiot for not                       packing extra ones with me, Riki’s gonna laugh hes ass off when i’ll                        be calling to him if he could visit me and bring cigarette with him  

                    ”its only something like 100miles drive from there!                                                       c’amoon you’d be my bestfriend”                         

grams power bill has grown ‘cause the winter’s been so cold, but my grandpa seems to think that its ‘cause i use the toaster to much. good thing he doesn’t know about my laptop!

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